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Akuma sat at the Oasis, knowing that the Kazekage would have to show up sooner or later. He recalled his orders and sighed, remembering that if Itachi or any of the others were doing this, they'd screw up. So...He waited.

(can u change ur pic plzz i had it first pretty plz change it)

((WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL??????? Unexpected....Fine. Quit your whiney complaining. It's annoying...))

((ooc: Oh great, heres the secret Akatsuki man.. damnit, Gaara doesn't deserve to die a second time O_o))

Merely going to the oasis because he usually did, since nobody else seemed to after four years ago, he walked along the sand until he noticed someone sitting by the oasis. He almost glared, but gave a mental sigh, supposing that he didn't deserve peace and quiet anywhere, so why would it be someone else's fault. He stared at them, taking slightly slower steps. Eyeing them from behind, he waited until they would turn and possibly try to kill him.

((Secret Agent man here to spy on your face.))
Akuma turned and stared at Gaara.
"Quiet here, isn't it?"
((Can you see me as a skunk?))

((ooc: Lmao.. Secret Agent maan, Secret.. Agent maannn!! O_x))

"Yes.." He replied, staying where he was. "I suppose it would be.. then again.."

((ooc: Um... Four tailed Skunk? XD??

((LOL. Skunk anthro.))
Akuma tilted his head.
"I'm Akuma. You are?"
((I'm not here to fight, only observe))

((ooc: Lmao nice XD))

"Gaara of the Desert.. Kazekage of the Sand.." He crossed his arms into the average Gaara pose. "And what task has you in Sunagakure, Akuma?"

((ooc: Lol okay, good.. because you would totally kick my ass O_o))

((Buck skunk. LOL))
Akuma stared at Gaara.
"I'm looking for what attacked me a long time ago."
((Feel teh pain. LOL, inside joke...))

((ooc: O_O.... um.. just stick with Wolfie, okay? XD))

"Hm.." He stared at Akuma, knowing that he wouldn't let this guy hurt any of his villagers. "I wish the best of luck on your search, then.."

((ooc: Yay, I feel out of the loop ))

"I require your help. No one knows this desert better than you."
Akuma struck the same pose as Gaara.
((Secret, agent man! Secret...Agent man!))

"I suppose I would be able to help you.." He stared at Akuma, probably three times shorter than him. "No, nobody knows this desert better than I.."

'If you're counting people who actually live here at the moment, that is.. though, I'm sure the elders know better, but they're too old..' He shook the thought from his mind, waiting to hear what else Akuma had to say.

((ooc: Lol fun ))

"It was pretty big. It shouldn't take too long to find..."

"Alright, we should begin at the gates, then.. if anything, the veiw from there may bring back memories for you." He turned and looked back to the village, seeing the gates from how far away they were.

"..."
Akuma waited a moment.
"Shall we go? I hope I'm not disrupting you in any way."

"Yes, of course. And no, your not disrupting me. I'm always ahead in my paperwork, so I am free for the day." He nodded once, turning and heading towards the gates.

((ooc: Lmao I shall make ze topic ))

((OKAY!!!! It's time to post!))

((ooc: Lol yup, I posteeed it ))