RANDOM QUOTES!!!!

She's my best friend, you break her heart and I'll break your face.

A friend will save you from a fire but a best friend will be looking at you saying "I told you so."

A friend will lend you her umbrella in the rain but a best friend will take yours and scream "Run bitch run!"

Friends: not even Kodak can capture all those crazy moments.

I am sofa king we tod ed.

Everytime you think of suicide Chuck Norris kills a cat.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to drown a fish.

I didn't say it was your fault I said I was going to blame you.

(ill try to get more up soon )

A friend will save you from a fire but a best friend will be looking at you saying "I told you so."
I DON'T GET THAT ONE! Why would a best friend say 'i told you so' when you got dragged out of a fire??

A friend will lend you her umbrella in the rain but a best friend will take yours and scream "Run bitch run!"
No, someone who does that is not called a best friend, but is more likely called an A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

Teehee, I hope you get more up so I can yell at them! X3 lol

I told you both of those

But the first one means that a best friend will be standing with you in the fire saying I told you so. And the second one...I still think it's funny.