Failed (AGAIN)

He sits in the middle of an empty class room, drinking canned sake.

*looks around*

"I can't believe I failed AGAIN! This is sooooooo boring... Nothings happening."

*starts to fall asleep*

He walks in and stands at the front of the room. "Roji, wake up."

*wakes up, suddenly*

"Wha-? What's..."

*sees Gaara*

"Oh, hey Gaara."

*leans back on his chair*

"The teachers not hear yet, so I think I'm gonna go soon."

He looked at Roji seriously. "I am filling in."

"Filling in as the teacher?"

*starts to laugh*

"That's a good one!"

*stands up*

"Well if nobody's gonna come, I guess I'll go get something to eat."

*starts to walk out*

[stops him]
"DONT LEAVE WE CAN HAVE FUN!" swiss said coming thourgh the door and pushing roji back into the room

He lifted his hand, sending sand over to both of them and sitting them down in chairs, his face serious. "It's no joke, now sit down and pay attention."

*slump in his chair*

I guess it is true, or else he wouldn't be so serious. Great, now I HAVE to stay..."

[whispers to roji]
"PPSST! im bored, gaaras being no fun..."

"No talking." He looked at Swiss. "If you talk it's 10 minutes of sitting in the corner doing nothing." He sighed, then grabbed two books on Ninjutsu and gave them to Swiss and Roji, then did the same for Genjutsu and Taijutsu. "You will read those on your own time. As you read them, you will have to tell me what all three of them are. But for today," He took a piece of chalk and wrote 'The Arts and Teckniques of the Shinobi' on the board, looking at them after. "Can either of you tell me what this is and what it means?"

"bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...?"
[smashes head on the table]
"AHHHHHH!"

"Swiss.." He walked over and stood infront of her table. "Why are you hitting your head off the table? Would you like a concusion?" He sighed. "Would you like to go to the nurse's room..?"

[peeks in the room]

"Umm.. hello..?"

He turned and looked at the door. "You can come in.."

[walks in the room]

"I was supposed to come here.."

[smiles]

'If you can't beat em', learn from em'..

"Alright, sit down." He walked to his desk, then handed Arashi the same books he gave Swiss and Roji. "Stay silent and pay attention."

"Woah.. okay.."

[sits down beside Swiss and looks at the door]

'This might possiby have been a mistake.. what a jerk..'

He pointed at Arashi. "Don't 'woah' me, and sit up straight."

"Yes sir.."

[sits up straight and gulps, looking at him]

'Wow, he's a bit crazy..'

"mmmmffff..."swiss groaned, her head still on the table

"Swiss.." He walked over and knelt beside her, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Are you okay?"

"maybe..."swiss said muffled since her face was on the desk]

"What's wrong..?" He sighed.

"ma hed urts..." she said still muffled

"Would you like to go to the nurse?"