Wanted: A new best friend

Kat walked into the place where they post missions (What do you call it?) with a large red poster with black glittery letters. She walked over to the bulletin board, and tacked it up being careful to not knock anything over. The poster said:

WANTED: A new best friend, since my other one tried to kill me. I will pay you a generous wage to anyone who accepts me and becomes my friend.

WANTED: Someone who can help me impress the Kazekage, advice on flirting would be greatly appreciated.

*he walked up to ht and read it then laughed hard* "wow thats sad"

He slapped his palm on Raku's mouth and looked at him angrily. "It is not sad, she is just looking for a new best friend because as she stated, her previous one tried to kill her." He looked at Kat. "What he meant to say was that the matter was sad, meaning that you needed a best friend. He probably feels your pain, right, Raku?" he said, nudging Raku's ribs.

*he held back an even bigger laugh but shook his head yes*

OOC: Ouch, I just burned by Raku *Curses* Oh thanks Nuada!

Kat spun around, her eyes burning with anger. "Yeah that had better be what you meant, Raku because I wonder how YOU would fare if the whole world rejected you because of some stupid demons sealed inside of you. Would you like it?? No, I don't think so."

Sighing at her outburst, she continued "I'm...sorry...I suppose a monster like me cannot even control her temper."

Cloud watched as Nuada left the premises quickly, and said "He's got some buisness back home- won't be back for a while." Cloud then handed Kat a pepsi and sat beside her. "You okay?" He asked.

"hey kat...i do know how you feel with the demons...i have 3 and i just thought the flirting tips were kinda sad" *he smiled and forced back another laugh*

(Um well, Kat has missed out a lot in her sorrowful life...XD!)

Trying to decide whether or not she liked the guy, Kat studied Raku. "Okay, okay I'll admit, it's pitiful for a girl to not know how to flirt but..." She paused for a moment and whispered "I'm trying to impress the Kazekage! Advice would be welcomed at this point in time."

"my advice well you should show him how much you care..or save his life"

Kat stood there, and laughed "What makes you think I haven't saved his life?? I was the one brought him back from the dead. How should I show that I care about him, I don't know what he likes."

She thought for a moment, "Hey how would you like to be my new best friend, the wages are good!" (OOC: ROTFLMAO!)

(wow paying me?)
*he laughed*
"you need not pay me i have too much money as it is...and i hope you know what you just got yourself into"

(Hey at my school I'm my boyfriend's bodyguard LOL!)

Kat stood there, trying not to gawk (and trying not to jump around like a stupid moron.) She studied him for a moment and on the spur of the moment that she didn't mind him, "Well thanks. What I got myself into?? Look, I've killed hundreds of people, I am not afraid of you. After all, you're kinda like me." She stood there for a moment and then realized something.

"Uh, this is kind of pathetic but I've never really had a friend. What are friends...supposed...to do?" She asked with a twinge of embarrassment (Kat mentally slapped herself for being so naive.)

*he smirked*
"spend time together, do stuff, go places, and talk pretty much..oh and you might find out eventually what i meant about me"

Kat looked around the room, trying to decide her next plan of action. She walked up to Raku, slung her arm around his shoulder and tried to smile "I wiped out an entire village today, what have YOU been up to lately?" She asked, and looked at him.

"well...paperwork lately...and killing rogues, akatsuki and so on"

For a moment, Kat pitied Raku for having to do paperwork "That's uh Fantastically awesome, yeah!" She realized that Raku was probably able to see through her fake happiness. "You can tell that I'm not really cheerful right now, can't you?" She asked with no emotion in her voice. "What kind of things make you happy?"

"yes i can tell...and only a few things really....one: the trill of the hunt. two: killing three: no paperwork"
*he laughed but it wasnt fake*

"Well I like killing people to, if you cannot already tell. I don't really have anything that makes me happy except for reading perverted novels, drinking coffee and well...killing people. You must think I'm pathetic for wanting a best friend but I've always wanted one and I thank you for attempting to be one to me." Kat looked around. "Do you like ramen?" She asked. Kat looked kind of embarrassed for a moment.

"sounds good...and it's nothing really who knows we might get along just nicely"

"Good, come with me then." Kat said and she dragged him to the ramen shop.

(so to the ramen shop?)