The Raikages Flight

(Let's make this even more interesting.)

Naruto had been walking in the same field as Kat and Tamwyn, he saw the "happy" *snicker* couple, froze in his tracks and gawked. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO KAT??" He shouted and dashed at Tamwyn with a murderous intent in his eyes.

-he drew his sword and extended it to wrap around the poor little moron-
"Careful about the area between the blades fool, thats pure electricity"
-he said coolly-
"And seeing as shes my girlfriend, I dont see a problem with it"

Naruto stopped dead in his tracks, glanced at Kat then Tamwyn and then back at Kat. Suddenly he looked very ashamed and tried not to glance at Tamwyne (Naruto likes men as well as girls) "I'm sorry Kat...HEY, does that mean you fooled around with him!"

He started laughing and singing "Tamwyn and Kat sittin' in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G!"

(lol omg i remember that one!)

-smirks-
"keep in mind, one pull from me and your in multiple pieces"

"Hehe, I know Tamwyn (Translation: Oh shit, I'm so dead.) I wouldn't never get in your way, I learned the hard way with Gaara, and man does sand hurt and you wouldn't think it would." Naruto said warily. He took one step back to give the two some room (and to stay alive as well.)

Kat fixed her shirt, embarrassed that Naruto caught in such an awkward situation and position, She helped Tamwyn up. "Well...Tamwyn this is Naruto and Naruto this is Tamwyn."

Naruto extended his hand "Hehe, nice to to meet'cha, Tamwyn. How long have you been liking Kat? Translation: Why the fuck didn't someone tell me...and by the way if you hurt her...

-he took naruto's hand shook it-
"ive liked kat for a while now and no one told you because everyone thought you were dead"
-he said simply-

"People thought I was...dead? Why??" Naruto demanded impatiently.

"the Shinikage slammed his most powerful move into your head when you tried to attack kat, who wouldnt think you were dead?"
-he stated with a smirk-

"Well that was a clone, I'm still ALIVE, I think...Kat? Am I still alive?" Naruto whined pitifully and poked Kat.
"You won't be after I'm through with you, jerk! Did ya ever hear of minding your own damn business!" Kat snarled at him, still embarrassed to have been caught fooling around with someone.
"Why don't you get fancy with your little boyfriend right now, then I could post it on Youtube!" Naruto chuckled.

-hearing that tamwyn immediately swung his sword naruto-
"Why you little wretch!"
-he snarled angrily-

Naruto leapt back away from the evil angry person and flipped him off, "Nyah! Hey Kat your boyfriend can't even catch me!" Kat grasped Naruto by the neck and shook him...very hard. Then she slung her arm around Tamwyn's shoulder and kissed him gently on the cheek.

"You're just envious that my boyfriend is so much sexier then you will EVER be!" Kat laughed and pulled down her eyelid and stuck out her tongue.

-he smirked at kats words and handed naruto a kunai-
"cant catch you eh? how about a competition then. the object of this game is to stay away from me using only this kunai for protection, if i win you admit that im a better shinobi then youll ever be, and then apologize to kat for being so rude to her. Deal?"
-he said as he kissed kat on the cheek-

(Sweet...I doubt Naruto will ever be up to Tamwyn's standards.)

"You're on Tamwyn-CHAN!" Naruto shouted "I won't lose to you over my dead body, believe it!" He grasped the kunai and waited for Tamwyn's attack.

"I pity you Naruto..." Kat whispered.

-he immediately activated the hiraishin jutsu and teleported directly to the kunai and then kicked him in the head-
"Look at that I've already won, how pitiful"
-he said simply as he walked over to kat and held her gently-

(never in a million years)

(Wow Naruto...and YOU want to become Hokage! *LOL*)

Naruto pouted for a little bit and said "Fine...I'm sorry but next time I WON'T LOSE, believe it!"

Kat smirked "Stop saying believe it, I hate that phrase with the rage of a thousand rabid pandas."

-tamwyn smiled lightly and kissed kat gently on the lips, when they parted he looked to the stupid little retard and said-
"Keep in mind shorty, your father taught me almost everything he knew"

(Naruto=NARUTARD!!)

"Wha-What?? YOU MEAN, MY FATHER??" Naruto demanded impatiently.

"Yes your father is the one who taught me, that is why i know his signature move the Hiraishin"
-he said as he hugged kat again-
"Love you kat"

Naruto hung his head in shame (He was hoping that Kat would like him someday but.."

"Aww...I love ya too Tamwyn" Kat said as she threw her arms around his neck. She glanced at Naruto "MINE!! HE'S MINE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING SO JUST GO BACK TO DATING SASUKE!"

(Hehe Sas"uke" If you know what yaoi is then you'll know what I'm talking about.)

(i know what yaoi but i never have nor will i ever watch it)

-he leaned down and kissed her deeply on the lips-

(Duh, cuz you're a guy!)

Kat kissed him deeply back (and did not notice the video camera that Naruto was holding.) "Damn it Tamwyn, I can't say no to you." She said with a blush.

Naruto was trying not to laugh at Kat. "This will be perfect footage for the movie that I'm making!" He whispered under his breath.

"and i cant say no to you"
-he said as a lightning clone he made came up behind narutard and destroyed his camera-

Kat dragged Tamwyn off to the shack that was in the field and after a few hours of doing stuff that is X-rated she dragged him back out with both of their clothes messed up.

Naruto snickered "I saw the whole thing. You did XXXX and XXXX and oh then I saw you do XXXX"

"ENOUGH WITH THE XXXX TALK!" Kat shouted at him and then she glomped Tamwyn,for the the third time that day.

-he kissed her passionately as the same clone came and dragged narutard away-
"Have fun?"

(I have three characters, Kat of the Desert, Naruto and Shadow)
"Yeah did you?" Kat asked, trying not to giggle. "By the way, the movie Naruto was talking about is actually mine and it is called All-American Idiots." She said and handed Tamwyn a dvd of the movie "It's a parody of all the people that I'm friends with including Naruto, I'm making a second one do you want to star in it?" She asked curiously.