The Kareoke Bar Beside The Ramen Shop

"meOW mEoOW!" swiss said spinning her head around

"UmM.." He shook his head, trying to get the rest of his drink off it. "WoOf!!?!?"

"I LUVZEZ YOOH GAR-GAR!" swiss said spinning around

"ReAlLy?!?" He looked shocked for someone who was drunk. "ArE yOu SeRiOuS?!"

"ArE yoOh?" she said pointing at him

"I dUnNo, WhAt ArE wE tAlKiNg AbOuT?!?"

"...CaRrOTs?" swiss scartched her head

"WhUt..... ThE hElL... aRe CARROTS?!!?"

"iTS a GaME! 1...2..........3......CARROTS!!!"

"WHAaAaAaAaA!!!!" He spilt the rest of his drink all over his robe and his face. "BlEh..."

"AHAHHaaahahHahahHAHAHAHAahahHAHAHAHAhAHAHahHAAHAHAH!" swiss poked gaara "FAT!"

"I'm NoT fAt, I'm JuSt BiG BoNeD!!!!" He didn't bother to wipe his face.

ooc: Neko was sooooo bozed up, she went retarded for a while...

*shakes her head around*

"AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I'M GUNNA SING MA SONG!"

*stands at the microphone*

"Ahem... DIS! IS DA KITTAY SONG!.... MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, I AM JUST A KITTEN, HARDLY FITS MA MITTENS, SOMETHING SOMETHING-IGGER, ONE DAY I'LL BE BIGGER! mEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOOOOOOOW!"

*sways a little bit*

"NEXT SONG! .... SO IF WE ALL COME TOGETHA, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO! WE ALL COME TOGETHA JUST TO SING WE LOVE YOU! AND IF WE ALL COME TOGETHA, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO! WE ALL COME TOGETHA JUST FOR YOU! *points at Swiss* RACING ALL AROUND THE 7 SEAS! CHASING ALL DA GIRLS AND MAKING ROBBERIES! CAUSEING PANIC EVERYWHERE THEY GO! PARTY-HARTY ON TITANIC!
SAILING, SAILING, JUMPING OFF THE RAILING! DRINKING, DRINKING, *DRINKS 2 GLASSES OF SAKE* TILL THE SHIP IS SINKING! GAMBLING, STEALING LOTS OF SEX APPEALING! COME LET US SING THE SAILOR SONG!
SO IF WE ALL COME TOGETHA, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO! WE ALL COME TOGETHA JUST TO SING WE LOVE YOU! AND IF WE ALL COME TOGETHA, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO! WE ALL COME TOGETHA JUST FOR YOU! *points at Swiss*
SAILOR MAN YOU REALLY TURN ME ON! *grabs Gaara by the hands and starts to spin him around* NOW THE GUYS ARE GONE, COME, LET US GET IT ON! GIRLS LIKE ME ARE PRETTY HARD TO FIND! SO IF YOU GO I'LL KICK YOUR HINEY! *lets go of Gaara and sends him flying*
SAILING, SAILING, JUMPING OFF THE RAILING! DRINKING, DRINKING, *drinks 2 glasses of sake again* TILL THE SHIP IS SINKING! GAMBLING, STEALING LOTS OF SEX APPEALING! COME LET US SING THE SAILOR SONG!
SO IF WE ALL COME TOGETHA, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO! WE ALL COME TOGETHA JUST TO SING WE LOVE YOU! AND IF WE ALL COME TOGETHA, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO! WE ALL COME TOGETHA JUST FOR YOU!"

*QUIETS DOWN*

ooc: I skipped a part in that song on perpose!

He lifted his head and looked at Neko. "WoOoOooOoOoOoOaAaAaHhHhHhH....."

*jumps in front of him*

"DID YOU LIKE A MA COOL-IO SONG A DONG A DING DONG?!"

"YaH!!" He looked at her confused. "BuT wHuT dOeS iT mEaN WhEn YoU ArE TuRnEd On?!? AnD WhY dId YoU gRaBbEd Ma HaNdEs AnD SpIn MeH RoUnD?!"

((OOC)) I SHOWED YOOH DAT SONG! i feel so special!)

"ble ble blee bloo bloo" swiss mumbled

*starts to wave around*

"I DUNNO! DAT'S WHAT THE SONG SAID, NOT MEEEEE..... MEEEEEOOOOOOOOW!"

*jumps on the stage again*

"SONG #3! ... HOW DID WE GET FROM THE TOP OF THE WALL TO DA BOTTOM OF DA HEAP? I DON'T RECALL YOU MENTIONING, THE BOSS IS SUCH A CREEP! WE STILL HAVE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THIS SUMMER SWEET! I'VE GOT GRIME INSTEAD OF RICHES! AND ALL THESE DIRTY DISHES! I WISH I HAAAAAD JUST 3 WISHES! ...COME ON GUYS, BREAK IT UP... WE GOTTA WORK! WORK! WORK IT OUT! WE'LL BE OK! THE SUN WILL SHINE, IF WE WORK! WORK! THERE'LL BE NO DOUBT! WE CAN STILL SAVE THE SUMMER! IF WE WORK THIS OUOUOUT!"

"LALALLALALALLALAALALLA!" smiles reatardly "im a back up singa!"

"I dunno where that's from but OKAY!!!" He wobbled around. "WhEeEeEe...?!"

"YA! MEOW! MISS KUNAI HAD A SENBON! THE SENBON HAD A BELL! WHEN MISS KUNAI WENT TO HEAVEN, THE SENBON WENT TO
- HELLO OPPERATOR, PLEASE CALL # 9! AND IF YOU DISCONECT ME, I'LL KICK YOU IN THE
-BEHIND THE 'FRIGERATOR, THERE WAS A PIECE OF GLASS! MISS KUNAI SLIPPED APON IT, AND FELL APON HER.... ASSSSSSS!"

"ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS, TELL ME NO MORE LIES!! THE BOYS ARE ROUND THE CORNER ZIPPING UP THEIR FLYS ARE IN THE CITY, BEES ARE IN THE PARK, MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND THEY WERE WATCHING MOVIES IN THE D-A-R-K DARK!!" He stopped and looked around. "...?!?!"

ooc: LOL XD

"uhh..." swiss swung around "im sleepy..."
[falls asleep on the floor]

*starts to clap*

"EGXACTLY! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! YAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAA! MOOMOO COW!

"ImA CoWwIe!!?!?!"