Trying to be friendly

"ill never break it"

Kat grinned and patted Raku on the head "You're a good boy!" She teased.

Naruto groaned impatiently "Can you two be anymore lovey dovey?! And since when are you affectionate Kat?"

"yes..but i wont give you the pleasure of seeing it"

Naruto looked at Kat "Hey Kat, uh your nose is bleeding!" He pointed at the warm crimson blood underneath Kat's nose ("Damn nosebleeds, I better stop daydreaming about Raku!")

"It must be the air, if it's too dry then I get massive nosebleeds!" Kat tried to explain.

Naruto protested "But they're caused by an attraction to the-!" His mouth was clamped shut by Kat's firm hand.

"He doesn't know what he's yipping about so just ignore him." Kat said, nodding her head up and down.

"oh...you better clean that up"

Kat dashed out of the room.

Naruto grinned evilly and looked at Raku "Oh the shit I could tell you about Kat. By the way her nose was bleeding from an extreme attraction to the opposite sex, I just wanted you to know that!"

"heh wow thats flattering"

Naruto's grin grew larger "But! She has two demons sealed inside of her and people are always trying to kill her! Doesn't that bother you?" He demanded impatiently.

"kid walk a mile in my shoes then ask me that"

Naruto frowned "Well you deserve better then the likes of her!!" Naruto stuck his nose up in the air "At least I don't get nosebleeds...hmph!" He said and soon afterward he saw Sakura (or maybe Sasuke) and his nose began to bleed. "Hehe, it's just the dry air!" He lied.

*he laughed* "right"

Naruto blushed "Seriously man, you deserve better. She gets really bloodthirsty and she has a seriously dirty mind!!! She was telling me about this one dream that had you in it!"

"im shaking in my boots" *he said using sarcasm*

Naruto was too dimwitted to notice so he said "See I told you you deserved better. If you break Kat's heart then I could fix it!!" He thought for a moment "Oh are you being sarcastic?"

"yeah and thats what you want me to do?...not gonna happen"

Naruto narrowed his eyes "Why not? Kat always acts so calm and unemotional, don't you want to see if ANYTHING will bother her??"

Kat walked back into the room "Hey guys, did I miss anything??"

"nothing but a quick conversation"

Naruto smirked "Oh Kat, we were talking about you by the way. You're a very interesting topic, you know." He whispered.

Kat froze and looked at Naruto then at Raku and then at Naruto again and wondered just what kinda shit Naruto had been saying..."Oh, well what was said about me? I have a right to know."

"nothing really...just why you had a nosebleed"

Kat's face turned crimson and she shot Naruto a look of complete and utter annoyance and death. Naruto tried not to laugh. "Oh really...what did Naruto tell you because what ever it is I'm sure it is a complete lie" Kat stated.

"A big attraction to someone of the opposite sex"

Kat froze, her face completely crimson red. She messed with her hair in embarrassment "Hehe, well that's a complete lie!!!" She managed to say

"oh really now?"

"Do you believe me?" Kat asked hopefully.

"if i were to leave for a week would you care?"