For The Most Precious...

Looking slightly embarrassed, "Guess you caught me, I just said that because I am used to saying. Wait, how do you know I have a 'crush' on you...*blushes and looks away* So you aren't mad about my snooping around??
"What were you going to say earlier but didn't because it wasn't important, I must know, I'll do anything if you tell me, seriously, I'll dress up in a monkey suit and terrorize the villagers if you so wanted it"

"No, I am not mad.." He lowered his head a bit. "And.. I do not wish to speak of it at the moment.. maybe another time.."

Kat wonders what it is that he's thinking "What do you like me or something *Sorry your character was acting very suspicious LOL* Kat snickers and says "Hey Naruto!"
Naruto had appeared out of nowhere with ten bowls of Ramen and says "Free food! GAARA, YOUR ALIVE...wait, OH MY GOD HE'S A ZOMBIE!
Taking this as an opportunity to annoy Kat, Naruto flung his arms around Gaara. "Hey Kat I'm hugging your darling Kazekage, what do you think of that, Gaara-lover!" Kat glared and said
"Get your filthy paws off of Gaara!"
"What if I don't?" Naruto teased. He chuckled.
Kat then muttered, "You need his permission to do something like that, besides I'll eat your ramen if you don't let go of him.
Too make a long story short, Naruto freaked. "NOT MY PRECIOUS RAMEN, DON'T MOMMY'S HERE, MOMMY WON'T LET THAT MONSTER EAT YOU, MY DARLINGS! *lmao* He dashed over to the ramen, making Kat trip onto poor Gaara. She blushed and couldn't move "Heh, heh...I'm going to kill you...Naruto (Growl)" And got up while shooting dagger looks at the hungry blonde.

He blinked, looking from Kat to Naruto, then back to Kat, and Naruto again, and it went on like that. "..."

Then he stopped, his eyes staying on Kat this time. "Naruto's a mommy..?"

((ooc: LOL XD

Hey, gotta be suspicious sometimes right? ))

"Naruto's a girl in disguise, who knew?" Kat shouted, "No wonder why he looks so good in my dresses *LOL*
Naruto stopped eating his precious babies *Wow a cannibal* and glared at Kat. "That was me in my Sexy no Jutsu form, Kat! Hey Gaara, want to know about Kat's dream about you?"
Kat was once again blushing fiercely, "W-What are you talking about, oh THAT dream, Naruto I swear to Shukaku I.Will.Kill.You! Don't you dare say anything."
"I'm sure your darling Kazekage would love to know about this dream, he might even be flattered (Ain't I cruel) Don't want to know Gaara?" Kat was trying not to faint. Suddenly she took out a large bag of Gaara plushies and dumped on them Gaara's head. Let's just say his whole entire body was covered.
"Here's those plushies you wanted, right?"

Moving some out of his face he poked his head out of the pile of... himself. He managed to get his hand to his head, being a tiny bit confused. "Plushies? Dream? Please explain both.."

Naruto squealed, "Kat thinks you're a smex god! Her dream involves well, yeah it's too perverted. Geez Kat I was just about the smex god part, oww don't hit me."
Kat asked "I thought you liked plushies of yourself."
"By the way Kat I gave Jiraya your dream as an idea for his latest Make Out Paradise book. Hope you don't mind! What was it like being dead, Gaara?" Naruto asked and then he said
"Hey look Gaara plushies" Not noticing the red head he jumped onto the pile of plushies. Naruto had forgotten about Gaara being underneath them "Why is this pile lumpy??" Naruto pondered stupidly.
Kat was lost in thought not noticing anything.
"GAARA?? Hey Kat have you seen Gaara, I think he poofed into thin air. I was going to tell him that the Akatsuki were harassing you and that they burnt down your house so now your homeless...Gaara?

Taking his hands and pushing Naruto off while sitting straight up, he looked to the hyperactive blond, wincing a bit. "They what..?"

Kat then explained "The akatsuki burnt down my house and I have been receiving hate-mail from them because I'm a Jinchuuriki. Now I'm a homeless hobo!" Kat said.
"Oh sorry Gaara, no wonder why the pile felt so lumpy. What's it like being dead, c'mon tell me, pretty please with cinnamon on top" Naruto begged.
"Naruto you really are-
"A sexy beast, yeah I know! Hey Gaara heres the book that has Kat's dream in it. I want you to read it before she kills me." Naruto grinned and said. He reached into his bag and yanked a book with the title 'Jinchuuriki Love' and tosses at Gaara nearly hitting him in the head. Blushing (once again, LOL) Kat tried to grab the book but Naruto stuck out his foot and tripped her.

"Your homeless..?" He looked at the tripped Kat, then to the book that was now in his hands. "Uh.. well.. I suppose it is hard to explain what being dead is like.."

Then he looked to Kat again and put the hand bearing the book out to her so she could take what was rightfully hers to begin with.

Fuming, Kat picked herself up from the ground and whacked Naruto upside the head. Let's just say he has a large red bruise! "Yeah, I have been receiving hate-mail written in blood from the Akatsuki...and yeah I'm a homeless hobo now." Kat explained solemnly.
Being the dimwit that he is, Naruto tried to dump his ramen on Kat but ended missing and getting all over Gaara. He was slightly happy that he had managed to ruin at least one person's day *Glares at Naruto* Once again, he was scolded irately by a certain someone *Take a wild guess*
Trying hard not to chortle at the sight of Gaara with a noodle hanging off his nose, Kat gently took the novel from his hand "My dream was so much as perverted but Jiraya the peeping tom and legendary toad sennin (did I spell that right?) certainly adds in much unwanted detail." Then she threw it at Naruto, hitting him right between the eyes. Naruto took this as an opportunity to try out his Sexy no Jutsu. He transformed into a girl with long hair and a coquettish smile. He waved flirtatiously at Kat who was not amused.
"Hey why haven't fainted from my ultra-sexiness??" Naruto asked in awe. Kat glared at him in annoyance.
"Well seeing as how I'm not a pervert and...I'M A FRICKIN' GIRL YOU IDIOT, DO YOU HONESTLY WANT TO DIE THAT BADLY?!! Snarled a very furious Kat.
Snickering, Naruto laughed "Really, I thought you were a boy with a very large chest, who knew you were actually a lady-HEY I WAS JUST KIDDING DON'T USE YOUR DESERT COFFIN ON ME PLEASE!" With her eyes still narrowed Kat of the Desert glanced at Naruto.


Naruto explained, with his face red "You're actually very pretty, prettier then Sakura. Hell with I face like your's I'd wouldn't care if you killed me."

(Wow, so Naruto DOES like Kat after-all, snicker, snicker) (Actually he doesn't but...yeah you get the point.)

Kat turned to Gaara "Do I honestly look like a boy to you?'"

Picture 1 of Kat




Picture 2 of Kat




And finally...Chibi Kat!

He pulled the ramen noodles from his face, showing no annoyance at all, and not paying much mind to Naruto and his sexy no jutsu. "You do not look like a boy. If anything, Naruto looks like a girl even without his jutsu."


((ooc: LOL

Aww the last pic is cute ))

Naruto hears this and glares at Gaara. "Says the boy with eyeliner!" He makes multiple shadow clones of himself and they begin lunging at Gaara. Kat used her sand to protect Gaara and to dodge the offended Naruto's attack.
"If you lay one of your filthy girlish fingers on Gaara I.Will.Kill.You. He was joking and besides who cares if you look like a girl. AND GAARA HAS INSOMNIA IT ISN'T EYELINER!


Naruto glares at Kat "But I'm stronger than Gaara!" Which is entirely not true.

He tilted his head the slightest bit as he watched the two. "Eyeliner? Insomnia? Actually, it's neither.. Though I do have insomnia.."


((ooc: Lol I hate to say this but Naruto is actually probably the strongest of the Jinchuuriki, Kyuubi is the top beast O_o

And Shukaku is the one at the bottom TT_TT Even though it may or may not be true, I still hit my friend when he said that XD))

(ooc: I didn't mean the demons and that Gaara would most likely win against Naruto as long as Naruto wasn't fighting for anyone. Kyuubi may be strong but Shukaku wins in the freakish looks department.)

"Hah Kat I bet I'm stronger than you as well!" Naruto bragged "After all, I'm hot, strong, smart, and I'm gonna become Hokage!"
Kat glared at the gloating blonde who going on and on about his attributes. She remembered the day Naruto decided to set up a kissing booth so he could have money to buy ramen. He didn't get any customers. In fact people began avoiding the street he was on altogether.
"Oh yeah Kat, you should dye your hair orange. It's not orange-y enough!"
Finally Kat couldn't take it when Naruto said "Hell my sand castles are even better then yours I bet!"
"Okay then, here and now, a sand castle contest." Kat challenged. The color drained out of Naruto's face.
"A-Alright then, heh heh, I'll kick your butt!"

Two hours later: Kat's sand castle was large and it looked like a Victorian mansion. Did I mention that it had a bunch dead bodies impaled on sticks surrounding it. Naruto had a small pile of sand with a piece of tissue on a toothpick sticking out of the top.

Because he was an idiot, Naruto was now bragging that he had won. "What d'ya think, Gaara did I win, huh I know I won but make it official!"

((ooc: LOL definately XD! I agree 100% lol))


He gave a low sigh and a shake of the head. "Sorry Naruto, your.. pile.. resembles merely a tiny house compared to Kat's. You lost.."

Naruto's mouth dropped

(To make my point, look below)



(Did I make my point??)


Naruto looked at his pile and at Kat's house, then at his pile and so and so forth. He was ticked if you haven't figured that out already.
"WHAT DO YA MEAN MINE DIDN'T WIN?! HERS AIN'T EVEN A CASTLE! THIS IS BIASED, I TELL YA, YOU ARE SO BIASED GAARA! Hey wait, Kat, what does 'biased' mean anyway?" Naruto shouted and then asked. Rolling her eyes, Kat glared at Naruto and explained what it meant.
"What?" Naruto asked, "In smaller terms please, my I.Q is only like fifty and that's high for me!"

Getting very annoyed, Kat growled something about unintelligent blonde's being pathetic ninjas and then she grabbed a dictionary out of her pocket and threw it at Naruto.

......


Becoming unbelievably bored, Naruto once again looked at Gaara "Hey, what d'ya think of Kat, oh and you still haven't answered my question! 'what's it like being dead?' C'MON ANSWER ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

Pondering for a moment, Kat whispered softly "I think it's very peaceful but lonely. Death...is full of unwanted solitude and you are forced to wander the earth until everyone dies." Kat muttered.
Puzzled, Naruto asked "Hey how do ya know though?"

"How do you think I came across Chiyo-sama's ability?" Kat replied sadly.

He lowered his head a bit, eyes to the ground. Kat was true to her words, he knew that much. But sometimes the deaths caused by ones own intention can be just a bit different. But that last part confused him. Kat knew what it was like to be dead? Had she died before? He thought it best to keep those questions to himself..

"Naruto," His head now raised and eyes on Naruto. "Why do you like to ask questions? Many of them at that?"

Surprised, Naruto replied "Well..." He said not knowing to answer. Even he didn't why he was asking so much questions.
Staring at the sand and kicking at it, Kat's eyes narrowed. "Perhaps it's none of your business, Naruto. You shouldn't be asking such...morbid questions, alright. Maybe you just wouldn't understand what it is like to die all alone without anyone but your worst enemies!"
Gawking, Naruto couldn't understand what Kat was talking about, had she died and been revived or... "Did ya die or something, Kat. Tell me, tell me, tell me!" Whined Naruto impatiently. He truly too curious for his own good.
Kat whirled around and glared irately at Naruto "Shut up for once in your damn life! You just don't get it do you. How would you like to have been used as a fatal weapon and a useless pawn? How would you like it if you knew nothing but social isolation from the world? Why do you think I can control sand, Naruto? I have a clone of Shukaku inside of me, that is why and only why. Maybe you would like to have two demons lurking deep within you, thats right two demons, just waiting to get out and destroy everything that you ever held dear!" Snapped Kat.

Naruto was truly taken back and shocked. She actually had two demons, a clone of Shukaku and a wolf demon. He didn't know.
"What's it like having two demons??" Naruto asked happily. With her eyes burning with fiery rage, Kat growled and slapped him hard across the face. "Woah, calm down Kat!"

"Calm down! Is that all you can say?! You don't what it's like to have people trying to track you down and kill you just because your demon too powerful for the village's good. Gaara's father was dumb enough to clone Shukaku and therefore thought he could use me as filthy pawn to do his damn bidding. I'll tell why know I know what death is like, because I died trying to protect you and Gaara in the Akatsuki lair! They promised that they leave you two alone as long as I did what they asked. Wanna know what they did? They sealed another demon inside of me and experimented on me, and my couldn't take so I died, okay. It was lonely. It was unbearable. It was heart breaking, okay Naruto! And you what? They still killed Gaara and chased after you anyway! Are you happy now you dimwitted, tack-less, naive brat! Because you know what, I wasn't supposed anything!
Kat snapped.

Naruto stood there and looked at Gaara and then at the ground.

His exspression stayed exactly the same, though he was deep in thought about what Kat had said. Two demons. Not one, but two. Had she really gone through so much trouble just to get the Akatsuki to leave him and Naruto alone? Though, he wondered how she still had the demons after death. Infact, how did he still have his demon?

"Kat.." He slowly turned to face her, calm as can be. "It would be best if you tried to calm yourself. Naruto, try to stay quiet for the time being.."

Looking to both of them, he began thinking of the best strategy to what would prevent Kat from losing control to her demons, seeing as it looked like that would be the outcome of this. Though, he only knew how to control one..

(ooc: by the way when Kat snapped, I mean she something in a very sharp tone of voice, trust me she is not the type to lose control of her demon! This is getting very interesting!)

Still glaring fiercely at the ground, Kat turned and looked at Naruto "Are you happy now, huh, answer me!" Kat growled menacingly.

Smiling stupidly Naruto asked "Why did go through all that trouble to try and protect Gaara and I? I mean I'm the strongest ninja around and I'm sure I could've kicked the Akatsuki's asses to the curb, believe it! Just look at me, Kat!" Bragged a certain blonde ninja. His grin grew huger and huger and his cerulean eyes sparkled.

Closing her eyes and not believing how anyone could be so arrogant, Kat growled "Why did I go through all that, you ask? BECAUSE YOU AND GAARA ARE PRECIOUS TO ME YOU IDIOT! Oh wait, I forgot, you're are to good to be protected." Kat grasped her fore-head protector and the bandage on her and tore them from her face, revealing a large Kanji symbol (love) on her forehead and a smaller one on her right cheek.

Gasping at the sight of the blood red symbols that seemed as if they were carved into her skin, Naruto's eyes widened. Never had he seen such a pitiful sight. "Kat...how did you-

"Itachi of the Akatsuki carved these two kanji symbols into my face to remind of the one thing that I am without...Love...does that mean anything to you?? He carved this kanji into my forehead as a cruel reminder that existence is pointless..." Explained Kat.

Rolling his eyes, Naruto said "Big deal, the symbol on my stomach is cooler!" and he lifted up his shirt and pointed at the seal in which held the Nine-Tailed Fox inside of it, "See, mines cooler!!" He turned so Gaara could see it "Don't you agree Gaara?"

Snarling, Kat of the Desert knocked Naruto to the ground with her sand. "You must want to experience true fear, Uzumaki! Prepare yourself, as I will take your power and crush it!"
She said as she hid herself within a solid sphere of sand...grinning wildly at the gooey warm crimson liquid that she would soon spill.

Naruto whimpered and looked at Gaara

((ooc: Lol I know, but now it's time to make Gaara angreh No more mister nice Kazekage XD Bwuahahahahahaha!! O_O... sorry I am very hyper at the moment))

"That's enough!" He shouted, something highly unlikely of him since he had looked so calm just a few seconds ago. His eyes were in a glare and his arms were now uncrossed, his hands balling into fists. One would suppose he was very angry at the moment. Very angry. "Stop right now, the both of you!"

He turned his eyes to the sphere of sand that Kat was within, his glare staying on his face. "Naruto is not the enemy, save your attacks for the ones who burned your house down and carved those sybols in your face, not for an arrogant and slightly annoying ninja who is supposed to be precious to you. Is this how you treat one who you sacrificed your life for? Because of a few words and actions?"

Obvious of every word that the red-headed Kazekage said, Kat was beginning to transform. Gritty sand piled on her limbs, twisting it in to a large, bulky claw-like hand. An eye made of sand was directly outside the sphere, watching the ninjas every move.

"Heh, heh, I'm going to rip off his head..." Growled Kat with bloodlust. The two demons, deep within her were smirking at the girl.
"The head?" Aveira and Shukaku asked with interest.
"Yeah so the brain and blood will spill out and you two can have it..."
"Awesome!"
"I'm always a good girl." (ooc: Tobi's a good boy!)
"Will be watching." Shukaku and Aveira promised with evil delight.

Whimpering, Naruto clutched at Gaara's arm. "Um, it's entirely my-my fault sh-she's like this now...her demons have been bothering her for blood lately and it's getting worse and worse until it's like there's someone shouting in her mind...It's my fault for being so arrogant when it's around this time of month (it's the full moon)" When he saw the eye in front of the sphere, he shivered fiercely.

(by the way, when it's the full moon, Kat tends to be very unstable...if you can't already tell.)

Suddenly recovering his courage, Naruto exclaimed "Ah who am I kidding, I'm the best ninja around and if I can deal with Gaara's demon then I can most certainly deal with Kat's demon, believe it! After all, I'm gonna become Hokage!" With these words he rushed at the solid sphere and punched it. The sand instantly grabbed his wrist and snapped it.

The sphere was beginning to open and in the darkness a dark eye with gold orbs flashed menacingly at him. Naruto shrieked and sprinted back over to Gaara and clutched at him in fear...

"You fool.." He looked at Naruto, then the sphere of sand. How would he stop this.. his words meant nothing at the moment and actions seemed to be useless as well. Then, he thought about the sand she was covered in. Why not try to use her defense against her? With that, he raised a hand and attempted to pull the sand away from Kat.

Still transforming, Kat pulled back on her sand and this caused the irate Kazekage to fly through the air and he landed in front of the sphere. The sand eye gazed at him, as if staring deep into his heart. Gasping, Naruto dashed to his side and helped him up.
(ooc: Your character is still very weak from being resurrected...)

"Gaara, you hardly have any chakra or any strength at the moment. Use your attacks wisely." Naruto explained worriedly. Hearing a low growl from the sphere, he lowered his eyes and whimpered and buried his head into Gaara's shirt.

Then he noticed something, there was a small crack in the sphere which could be entered if the person was thin and was able to crawl through it. Realizing this, Naruto said "There's a crack and you're small, thin and able to get into there, go on! Please save Kat from her demons." He said as he pointed at the opening.