Gaara's Room

He continued to grin. "Why don't you stick around to find out?"

He ran out of the room, almost tripping over Swiss, and shut the door behind him screaming. "Gaahh! Crazy man!!"

"What a loser.." He threw the towel down and sat on the edge of the bed, looking at Swiss. "I don't remember what happened after I hit my head.. are you okay?"

"uh..."
i wont tell him about me almost drowning...
"YES...FINE...!" she mewed jumping up on the bed

"Alright.." He looked to the ceiling. "Did you see me after I hit my head..?" He looked at her again. 'If she did then I have alot to explain..'

"a...a bit..." swiss looked away
CRAP! now i DO have to tell him...or do i..? uhhh...WHATEVER ILL GO FOR IT!
"well...after i almost drowned...i guess i did..."
DONT FREAK OUT! IT WASNT THAT ABD!!! was it...?

His eyes widened. "W-what?!" He put a hand on her shoulder, leaning his face in to look at her seriously. "What are you talking about? Are you okay?"

"YES! YES!" swiss said waving her paws infront of her "IM FINE! DONT-DONT WORRY!!"

*walk in, wearing a nurse outfit*
"i have a PHD in medical stuff, so the doctors asked me to help with-"

*flips gaara on his stomach on the bed*

*puts gloves on*

"-your prostate egxam, meow."

"READY?! STEADY?! FIRE!!!"

*shoves index finger up gaara's ass*

"GAAHHHHH!!!" He jumped ten feet away from the her, turning to face her with his hand on his backside. "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

ooc:LMAO I didn't think you would actually do it >.< Oh and Gaara doesn't know what a prostate examination is XD

She walked to the door, then stopped when she heard Gaara's loud scream. She quietly opened the door and looked in, seeing Neko in a nurse outfit and wearing gloves, Swiss just sitting there, and Gaara across the room holding his butt.
"What's going on..?"

*looks Tamari and smiles*

"The doctors wanted me to give Gaara-kun a prostate egxam, meow. So I stuck my finger up his bum!"

*looks at finger*

"Everything seems to be in order!"

He shivered with discomfort. "What the hell is a prostate exam..?!" He shook his head. "What is in order?"

*looks at him*

"It's like, I gotta stick my finger up your butt to see if you're healthy, meow."

*grabs both of his hands and pulls him out of the corner*

"And you're A-OK!"

"I don't get it.." He looked at her, a bit embarressed now. "Why wouldn't I be healthy..?"

"Incase you got a diseas, or you had 'butt sex' that's all they told me. I'm not sure what they mean, though, meow. All I know is that you're healthy!"

"Oh.." He gave her a bit of a confused look. "What the hell is butt sex?"

"I dunno!"

*starts jumping up and down*

"But you didn't have it, so you're all better, meow!"

"Okay that's it!"
She pointed at him.
"You don't need to know at the moment, I can't explain it while your friend is here.."
She looked at Neko.
"I'm glad hes okay but this test came a bit randomly, and there is another person here who got to witness it all..."

He looked at Swiss, then Temari, then Neko again. "Yeah, well.. I don't want to stay in this hospital any longer..." He remembered something and put a hand to his face. "Yes, remind me later that I must kill Kankuro." He tried to wipe the marker away but he knew it wasn't coming off. "Damn it.. stupid brother.. he always has to do something that revolves around making fun of me because I don't have eyebrows.."

*crosses her arms*

"Well, the doctor said that you could go once your prostate egxam was done, so... So you can go now, meow!"

He looked at Neko. "I would have left even if the doctor said I couldn't leave.." He continued to rub above his eyes, trying to remove the drawn on eyebrows Kankuro had put on him. "Well.. I'm going to take a small shower I guess.. then we can leave.." He walked over to the bathroom and shut the door behind him.

*stands there, ocwierdly*

*looks at Tamari*

"Do all the members of your family act like four-year-olds?"

"Usually only the men, but it kindof came to me a bit too."
She laughed.
"He usually never listens to anyone, he feels that he doesn't need to be told what to do."
She started to laugh loudly.
"But did you see the hospital dress on him? Hah! It shows his backside when he walks!"

"Luckily, I had gloves on, meow."

*takes off the gloves*

"I need to change."

*walks into the bathroom*