Meditating

*jumps in front of Tamari*

"Can I come too, meow? What's happening?"

"I'm sorry, Neko.."
She looked at Gaara through the corner of he eye.
"It's something ver very personal that my brother and I must discuss.. were just going over there, we will be back in a few minutes, don't worry!"
She dragged Gaara by his ear to behind a tree, starting to shout at him.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@#$!!"

He stared at her with wide eyes. "But I didn't do anything, what are you talking about?!"

*walks back to Kani*

(whispers)
"Kani-san, I can hear them. Do you want me to tell you what they're saying?"

*falls over*
*gets COVERED in sand*
*stands up*
*brushes the sand off*
*looks at Neko*
*shrugs*

Sure. I'd like to know why Temari's yelling at Gaara.

"DON'T LIE TO ME, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!"
She pointed at him angrly.
"DON'T ACT STUPID!!!!"

"I'm not acting stupid.." He crossed his arms. "I have no idea what your talking about.."

"Gaara, let me just tell you what you did already before I go crazy.."
She lifted her hand and started to count.
"One, you put sand in all my drawers, two, you dressed Crow up like a drag queen and laid him out on my bed as if he was waiting for something, third, I heard you have the 'special' little movies to watch, which I slapped Kankuro for, four, you stole my cosmetics, five, you drew all over my walls and I had to clean it up, almost breaking my back.. should I go on?"

"Oh.. well, umm... what special movies..?" He asked dumbly.

*repeats everything to Kani*

"Are you acting stupid again?!? THE DAMNED PORNO VALLEY MOVIES YOU DUMBY!"
She continued to point at him.
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP WATCHING THAT STUFF!!!"

"How do you expect me to watch that stuff when I don't even know how to put it on?!!"

"BECAUSE KANKURO DOES FOR YOU!! THEN YOU GUYS WATCH IT TOGETHER!! AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT KANKURO IS GETTING AWAY WITH IN YOUR ROOM!!!"
She crossed her arms, then her eyes widened and she quickly put her hands on his shoulders.
"Did he touch you anywhere you didn't want to be touched, Gaara?!"

He pushed her hands off his shoulders. "Be just a bit more specific.."

"Like..."
She pointed to the special little spot she was talking about, Gaara probably being the only one who hadn't thought of it.
"Did he..?"

He looked down to where she was pointing, then lifted his hand and scratched the bak of his neck. "Well now that you put it that way, maybe.."

"Oh boy.."
She put a hand to her head.
"Okay, I'll just tell you this now, though I should have remembered to tell you a while ago.. when someone.. touches you.. in that way, and you don't want them to, it's called Sexual Harassment. I think Kankuro has probably been sexualy harassing you.."

"Oh really..?" He put his thumb to his chin and ran from behind the tree and over to Neko and Kani. "Heey! I've been sexually harrassed! By my brother! And it was quite fun, to be truthful..."

*stares at him*

Ok...I'm scared...I am NEVER going near your brother.

He laughed at her a little. "Well your in his team for the Chunin exams." He ran around in circles. "Bwuahahaha!!"

"He 'touched' you...?"

"Is that bad?"

"Meow, I was right about Kankuro-kun, I wouldn't want to be al0one with him"

"No you wouldn't.."
She grabbed Gaara's arm and pulled him behind te tree again.
"GAARA THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!!!"

"Why not?" He looked confused. "I don't get it.. what is harrassment again..?"

*waves to Tamari*

"Y'know, Miss Tamari, I can hear everything that you guy's are saying and I'm just telling Kani-san. Meow, wouldn't it be easier to just come over here?"

She looked at Neko from behind the tree with a bewildered face.
"You can HEAR ME?!!?!? GAAAAHHHH!!!"
She glared at Gaara.
"Well, now we get to share with your friends the rest of everything I was yelling about."
She dragged him back over to Neko and Kani.
"Alright, now to continue. Harrassment is bad Gaara, it means your brother was touching you in a very bad way. A way that only someone you love in a certain way should.. and I am going to ask him a few questions about being homophobic.."
She looked at Gaara with wide eyes.
"Are you homophobic?!"