Meditating

"Am I homophobic?"

He appeared and stood beside Gaara, looking at him. "Your homophobic?"

"I don't know, are you?"

"KANKURO!!!!"
She pointed at him.
"WHY WERE YOU TOUCHING GAARA!?!"

He looked at her with wide eyes. "Huh!?"

"I LOVE GAARA-KUN IN A SPECIAL WAY! CAN I TOUCH HIM? And Swiss-chan too? MEOW, AND KANI-SAN! KANI-SAN TOO! BUT, ESPECIALLY GAARA-KUN! PUH-LEASE!"

ooc: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He gave them weird looks. "?"

ooc: LOL XD Don't even think about saying you wanna touch Kankuro XD Too weird and he's not as cool and pretty as Gaara LMAO

ooc: yes, in fact, Kankuro is the only one on this site (who's a good guy) who Neko is creeped out by.

*looks at Tamari*

"So can I, meow?"

She gave a wicked smile.
"Of course, I'm sure he would like it.."

ooc: LOL

Just stares at them in confusion.

ooc: XD

"Ok, I will read about how to do it properly, THEN I will do it, meow!"

*smiles and claps her hands together*

"If Kankuro-kun likes it so much, maybe it's fun!"

ooc: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

He still looks confused. "..?"

ooc: LOL XD

She started to laugh.
"Oh, but it's more normal for a female to be doing it to a male, not male on male, exspessially brothers.."
Grins at Gaara.
"Your going to be in for one hell of a ride I'm sure."

ooc: LOL

"Well then it will be more fun for me then it was for Kankuro, meow."

*stops*

"Wait, why's it more normal for a girl to do it to a boy then a boy to a boy?"

"Because if a man does it to a man, it's called being homosexual."
She smiled, laughing a bit.
"I'm not really sure, but it's just like that... well, I guess it depends on if you care nothing about gender and love everyone.."

His head spins in confusion. "..?!"

*nods*

"Ok! Wait, what's 'homo'... 'homo-SEX-usuallllll'?"

She started to laugh loudly.
"When a man loves a man and a woman loves a woman. It's like opposite sex relationships."
She looked at Neko.
"You will understand someday."

"Ok... Wait, when we were on the canyon, Gaara-kun said that it's bad to have 'sex' with your sister, so why'd Kankuro-kun have 'sex' with Gaara-kun if he's his brother, meow?"

*is just standing there listening to them*

Ok...I'm gonna be farther down the beech if you guys wanna talk...

*walks far FAR FAR away from them...on the other side of the beach*
*sits down*
*shutters*

Creepy...

"I had sex with Kankuro?" Looks even more confused. "Isn't that how your supposed to make babies? I thought only girls could have babies... I'm confused.. am I going to have a baby!?"

ooc: LOL XD Uhn tis uhn tis uhn tis lmao XD

*SUPA CONFUZZLED!*

"WAIT WAIT WAIT! ...WAIT! MISS TAMARI, MEOW! ANSWER MY QUIESTION BEFORE GAARA-KUN'S QUIESTION!"

*looks at Gaara*

"AND DON'T ASK ANYMORE QUIESTIONS UNTIL SHE ANSWERS MIIIIIIIIINE!"

"Neko, Kankuro didn't 'have sex' with Gaara. He only touched him, saying he is either homosexual or bisexual. Unless he is keeping other things from me of course, I could easily find out through the hidden cameras I have all over your room and Gaara's. Don't even try to search for and touch them, they will give you a nice shock."
She grinned, then looked at Gaara.
"And Gaara, it is impossible for a man to be pregnant. You are infact, a man. Unless of course you have hidden body parts that I have't seen before andyour secretly a sheman but I doubt it!"

"Oh..." He still looked confused. "But.. how is one supposed to have babies..?"

*looks at him*

"Gaara-kun, you said we had to have 'sex' and that would make babies, meow! You already know the answer!"