Lazy Training

He walked up to a tree and jumped to it's branch, leaning his back up against it and closing his eyes, falling asleep. "Ahh.."

She stopped and looked up into the tree.
"Is that your way of training?"

"Yes.." He kept his eyes closed.

"COOL WAY OF TRAINING!!!"swiss screamed in his face, popping up from no where

"Yes it is." He sighed. 'So much for my quiet..'

"HOW DO YOU STAY SO SSTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL?"

"It's called being calm, which I'm sure your uncapable of being.." He opened one eye and looked at her. "Who are you, anyways?"

"IM SWISS!!" points at him "YOUR POTATO!!"

"Potato..?" He shook his head and closed his eyes again. "Nice to meet you, Swiss..Why is that your name, are you made of cheese or something..?"

She laughed, then stopped.
"Don't say that, Shikamaru, Gaara will come to haunt you.."

He popped one eye open and looked at the mistress from the sand. "Oh no, I'm terrified.." He closed his eye and gave a smirk. "What's the worst he's going to do? Throw sand in my eyes? Give me rabies? Talk my ear off with his dark, depressing slander?"

"All of the above and more..." He looked down at Shikamaru from his spot on the branch above him, his feet on the underneath part of his branch and he was hanging upside down, grinning at the lazy ninja.