Fighting a Losing Battle

Kat's face turned crimson "Naruto, who the hell would date you?" She asked seriously, and tried imagine Hinata dating him but failed miserably.

Naruto thought for a moment, he sauntered over to Raku and slung his arm around his shoulder "Why don't you date me, Raku, you know you want to!"

Kat was thinking ("I will not kill Naruto, I will not kill Naruto, I WILL NOT KILL THE BLONDE BASTARD!!")

*he laughed* "well you see i already have someone that im after"

Naruto glared and whispered "Shut up, I'm trying to see how much of this Kat can take before she gets jealous."

"heh fine sounds fun" *he whispered back* "well you know naruto...you might have a point"

Naruto snickered, but Kat couldn't hear him "You know Raku, you look sexy today." He purred seductively.

Kat tried not to hiss at Naruto, She changed into a sexy kitty costume "Hey Raku did you know that I'm a sex kitten??" She asked sweetly and mentally cursed Naruto.

Naruto ignored Kat "That shirt sets off your eyes gorgeously." He purred.

*he hated that naruto was hitting on him but loved how kat was dressed* "your not too bad yourself naruto"

Kat tried to fake a smile "Yeah Naruto you look...fantastically awesome." She turned to Raku and said "Don't let that moron bother you he's drunk probably. Did you know that I'm wear lacy black underwear??" She said and pulled her skirt back a bit so he could see.

Naruto leaned closer to Raku "I don't mind it rough you know, I know a lot of tricks. May I buy a drink?"

Kat mentally flipped off Naruto and told herself to not show any hint of envy.

*he was trying very hard to not jump on her and do what they just got threw doing* "well then thats good naruto i like that"

Naruto walked out of the bathroom wearing the same cat costume that Kat was wearing. To make a long story short, he looked even more moronic then he already was. "Did you know that I'm wearing a black lacy thong with red bows?" Naruto asked sweetly.

Kat then exclaimed "But my underwear says "Property of Raku" on the front and on the back it says "Raku's Personal Sex Kitten!" so mine's more interesting." She tried not to glare at Naruto.

Naruto bought Raku a drink and handed it to him "Here you go, sweet-heart!" He murmured lustily.

*he tried not to throw up at naruto but was about to lose it for kat* "eh thats flattering naruto"

Naruto giggled just like a preppy girl and tried ignore the fact that Kat was muttering threats under her breath. "Anything for you Raku-chan!! Give me a road map because I think I just got lost in your eyes!" He whispered sweetly.

Kat appeared behind Raku "You look a little tense Mr. Mizukage, want to take out your frustration on me, I'll be your lover until the break of dawn!" She purred and massaged Raku's back.

*he smiled and leaned his head back then thought of the corny pick up line that naruto said*

Naruto grasped Raku's hand and gently placed his lips to it and tried out his other pick-up line "I'm like a candle and you're like a spark, c'mon and light my flame!" He purred and wrapped his arms around Raku's waist

Kat desperately tried to control her envy, She put her hand upon her hip and pulled down her shirt a little bit so it exposed a little bit of her chest "Give it up and let me have my wicked way with you, Raku, I'll make it worth your while..." She whispered sexily and batted her eyelashes and licked her lips.

*he threw naruto off of him and grabbed kats waist* "im all yours"

Naruto looked kinda mad "Oh I see how it is, you prefer that monster over an angel like me!"

Kat winked evilly at Naruto and passionately kissed Raku, her hands roaming around his body.

"i always prefer the bad girls" *he said when he had a break from the kiss then went back to it*

"And I always prefer the bad boys..." She purred. The heat became too much for her so Kat kicked Naruto out of the room and continued what they were doing earlier...

Five hours later....

"Can I come back in yet??" Naruto whined helplessly.

"nah i cant find my shirt" *he yelled at him seeing as he didnt feel like talking regurly*

Naruto yelled back "Well I have your shirt so it sucks to be you!"

Kat looked a little bit disgusted with Naruto "I swear to god, I think he likes you." She said to Raku.

*he shuddered* "you can keep it but i am keeping kat"

Naruto's face fell "Why not me too, I'm just as good as Kat!" He whimpered and looked up at Naruto with puppy dog eyes. He was slapped by Kat.

"I told you this bastard liked ya, Raku! Naruto if you get ANY ideas, I'll show the meaning of true terror!" Kat vowed and crossed her arms.

Naruto buried his head in Raku's shirt "You have a nice scent, Raku!" He whispered.

*he was so weirded out* "i thought you werent gay"

*he was so weirded out* "i thought you werent gay"

Naruto looked up and blushed "Well you're kinda cute so maybe I'll go gay to suit you!" He gulped at the sight of Kat glaring menacingly at him...

"Touch him, Naruto, and you.are.dead." Kat growled. She shot him a I-don't-pissed-easily-but-when-I-do-the-whole-world-suffers-greatly glare.

"am i really that hot?"