Fighting a Losing Battle

Kat grinned and said "Hot is an understatement, the correct phrase is 'drop-dead sexy!'

Naruto blushed but glared "You're cute but Kat would murder me in my sleep if I did anything, are you gay, Raku?"

"i just got threw doing the monster mash twice with kat..what do you think?"

Naruto's eyes boggled "Um...that's an interesting way of putting it. But would you turn gay for me??" He asked sweetly, his eyes sparkling.

*his eyes widened* "no..i like kat too much"

Naruto got closer to him but was kicked out of the way by Kat. She grabbed her sword and pointed it at his throat "One word Naruto, how about Raku and I will slit your stupid little throat!" She hissed and glared at him.

Naruto chuckled "But it's you that I want, Kat, not Raku!" He explained.

*he shadowstepped behind him and put the dragon blade to his throat* "is today the day kyuubi dies?"

Naruto inched away from Raku "Woah, did you ever stop to consider Kat's happiness?? I'm sure she would prefer me over someone like you." This was Naruto's chance, he turned and kissed Raku. "You fell for that didn't ya!" Naruto teased.

Kat ran towards Naruto "You stupid SOB, I told you NOT to mess with me!" She knocked Naruto into a wall which left him unconscious. "I think I overdid it..." She muttered bloodthirstily, not exactly caring "I am so sorry that he did that to you, can you forgive me?"

*he was dumbfounded* "what the fuck just happened?...its ok kat..when he wakes up ima wear his ass out" *he clenched his fists*

Kat looked at Raku "He kissed you, can you comprehend that?? That imbecile had the nerve to kiss you. When he wakes up, I will kick his ass."

Naruto's eyelids fluttered "Uh...what's...going on??" He asked stupidly "Why do...you look like you want to...kill me, Kat? Did I...do something??"

"i just realized how long weve been here..about 8 hours so i need to go...oh and you keep my shirt but ima kick your ass next time" *he started to walk out of the spa*