Gaara and Neko's 'Room'

He looked around her. "I don't see one other than your mouth.." He suddenly thought of something Kankuro had told him. "'They are both inbetween the legs' he said..." He went down and looked to said place. "Maybe that's it..."

*spreads her legs apart*

"But ma panties are der!"

"I guess we take them off?" He got back up to where he had been. "I dunno.." He closed his eyes again and relaxed, laying ontop of her. "I'm warm now.."

(quietly)
"Uhhh.. I can't take's dem off when you's on meeeeeeee...."

"Uhhh... Actually, just go to sleep..."

"..." He pulled himself up so his head was inbetween hers and her shoulder, but his eyes shot open and his face went red when something rubbed something. ".....!"


ooc: LOL

*tries to act like it never happened*

"Uhhh... Uhh.. GO GO BED MONSTER!"

His face is still red. "..." He looked at her shoulder, then looked away again. "Uh... well...umm..."

"Well.. Ummm.. Yaaaaaaaaaa...."

'That was weird..... but it.. felt..................................... good?' He continued to blush. "Uhh.....ummm... Neko...?"

"Wha waz dat...? MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! I AM JUST A KITTEN, HARDLY FITS MY MITTENS! ...."

"Ya, Mr. Teds?"

"Ummm..." He thought for a second, then his eyes widened more when he finally came to his senses. He was laying ontop of Neko, naked, and\she was half naked, and something had rubbed something and it apparently felt good. "What...." He felt his places to hers, blushing more. "U-uhh..."

"Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh. That's the Uh-Uh song."

"R-right....." He jumped up and covered himself with his hands, running and hiding behind the bed. "...!!!!!!!!!!!" He started to hyperventalate and looked around. "What the fuck is going on?!?!"

ooc: LOL XD

"Waz worng, Mr.Teds?"

*rolls around on the flor and then gets up*

"Did you find the hole?"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" He curled away from her, hiding in the corner. "Put your clothes on.. please..." He closed his eyes, blushing. "..."

"Why? You don't have' da close, and I got more's clothes then YOU!"

*walks to him*

"Waz you doooooin'?"

"Neko..." His eyes were still closed. "I don't remember how we got here..." He opened one eye, looking at her, than closed it again. "Find your clothes.."

"I's don't's know how we's here either. And our clothes are gone. Why you being mean, Mr.Teds?"

"Wait, I'm not being mean...." He opened his eyes and looked at her, trying to ignore the fact that she was practically naked. "It's just... I just... ummm...... uhh...................................... this is weird.." Looks around for his clothes. "What happened when I was blacked out..?"


ooc: LOLZ HAR HAR

"Not blacked out, Mr. Teds. You wanted to make it 'feel good' so's you hurt ma butt. Then I said NO but you no liste and you grabses meh and I scared. But's then you saz dat it will feel good cuz Kankuro said's it would. Then you rubbededededed stuff. But we couldn't find da hole, so you got up,and here we's are!"

He mentally fell over in embarressment. "What Kankuro said?! Oh no...." He slapped his forhead. "Fuck.... damn... shit....MAN!"

"Maaaaaaaannn... Huh?"

*da sake FINNALLY starts to wear off.. a bit...*

"Whaaaaaaa-gooooooooofffflllleeeeeeee........I'M AN ALBETROSE! I'M FLAP FLAP FLAPPING MY ALBETROSE WINGS!"

*waves her arms around*

"..." He kept his hand on his forehead. "Ughh.... this is bad..... really bad..." He looked at Neko. "Ummm... Neko, there may be a chance of..... 'pregnancy'...."

"Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooww.."

*falls on da bed*

"..." He stood and ran around the room, looking for his clothes. He went to the dresser and opened it. "Huuuh, not enough clothing..." He pulled them out, throwing a pair of boxers at Neko, then took out another pair and put them on. "I'll get you a jaket, I'm running low on clothes.." He ran over to the closet, pulling out is maroon trench coat and threw it to Neko. "Just wear that until we can get some more clothing.." He ran back to his dresser and grbbed the only shirt in there, putting it on. "Let's go... I'm sure Temari is waiting for us somewhere..." He just remembered how Temari liked to put camera's everywhere. "Damn it..."