Gaara and Neko's 'Room'

"Why aren't you wearing any clothes, Mr.Teds?"

"I dunno, why aren't you?" He sat quiet for a second, then looked back to the body part they had been talking about, remembering something Kankuro had told him once. "I KNOW WHAT THAT IS NOW!!! Is mah ding dong!"

ooc: LOL XD

"Like a door bell?"

*pokes it multiple times*

"DING DONG DING DONG!"

"It's a door bell? I never knew.. wow, I'm a door." He looks sooo wasted. "Why do you keep poking it? Should I poke you back?" He pulled her over, squeezing her chest. "Honkie honkie!"

ooc: LMAO XD Is you're personal Gaara acting strange latly? He might be suffering from terminal alchol diseas. We advise you to check your Gaara for any achohol in his pee. If so, you should take him to the nearest bed. (for a good time) and use you're manly\girly charm on him... hehehehe we recomend it, and no one will remember... [this was made by Neko]

*starts to giggle*

"Hehe, stop it, that tickles, mew!"

*pushes him away*

"Those are my car horns! .. Ok, no car horns or doebells.. BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS ALLOWED TO BE SQEEZED OR POKED!"

"Alrighty then." He poked her cheek. "How's that?" He grinned drunkily and showed his teeth. "I'ma vampiah!" He leans in and puts his mouth to her neck, sucking on it (hickys XD).

ooc: LOL

*starts flailing about (playing)*

"AH! DA VAMPIAH'S GONNA EAT ME! ..."

*stops*

*looks at him*

"What egxactly are you doing?"

He stopped and looked up at her. "I dunno.." He went back to sucking on her neck.

"Oh... OK!"

*pulls the blankets up*

"But if you do that, I'm going under da blankets!"

*hides under the blanket*

*pushes him off but he's still under da blankets*

"NA!"

*pokes his nose*

*feels her neck*

"You made a boo-boo!"

*turns away from him*

"I NO LIKE YOU NO MORE!"

He stared at her, his eyes traveling from place to place, then going back to her neck where her 'boo-boo' was. "No I didn't..." He pulled her over again and licked it. "I shall make it better."

*giggles*

"Yay! That feels better!"

*but she STILL pushes him off*

"I like you now! BUT WE DO SOMETHING NEW NOOOOOOW!"

"Okay.." He moved his hand to her. "Let's try somethin' new then." His hand traveled to her hip and rubbed it.

ooc: OMG O.O

"Yay."

*sits there for a few seconds*

"What next?"

"Hmm..." He lowered his hand a bit, moving it around.

"Yay."

*sits there for a few seconds*

"What next?"

He lowered his hand some more.

"Yay."

*sits there for a few seconds*

"What next?"

He moved his hand some more downwards.

"Yay."

*sits there for a few seconds*

"What next?"

He lowered his hand more, getting really close.

*sits there smiling*

"Yay."

*sits for a few seconds*

"What's- I NEED TO GO PEE-PEE!"

*rolls off the bed, taking the blankets with her*

He now sits there, butt naked on the bed. He looked at Neko on the floor. "Okay, but you didn't need to take the blanket down there with you.."

*looks up at him*

"My.blanket."

*inches away with da blanket around her so that she looks like a worm*

*crawls into da bathroom (ah-hem... the door's STILL open...)*

*sits on da toilet... getting ready to take off her... (ah-hem) panties...*

"LA LA LA! SITTING HERE SINGING MA SONG!"

He laid back on the bed, still staring at Neko. "Okay then.." He fiddled with his fingers, still staring. "Hurry.."

"I'M HURRYING-ING-ING! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KICK YOUR DOOR BELL!"

*does all the stuff one must do to go 'pee-pee'*

*still sittin' on the toilet*