Kani's Room

Suddenly, her eyes became droopy and she crawled back to him, swinging an arm around his shoulder. "No, honey, no endangerment here, we got protection." She tried to reach into a pocket, but since there wasn't one, she came up short. "Whoops. Must've left it in my other suit." Then she stared back at him, drunkily. "Wanna do it anyways?"

"......?!" His face turned the same colour as his hair, and he blinked madly. "Uh... what..?"

One of her eyes popped open whil the other stayed sagged. "You.... You... OOOhhh... You.. Y-Y-You have..." She poked his cheek. "A nose..." Then she started laughing.

"Yeah.. I think I do..?" He blinked, still utterly confused and his face still beet red. "..."

Her laugh grew bigger, until she fell off the bed, rolling. "A NOSE! A NOSE! WHO HAS A NOSE THESE DAYS!" Then she sat up, all of a sudden serious. (cereal lol) "I do." She turned to one side. "No you don't." Then her origonal position.

"Yes I do.

No you don't.

I don't?

Nope.

Really?

Yep.

Ok..."

"Neko? Are you okay..?"

She stood up and tipped her imagenary hat to him. "I am fine sir, just peachy. In fact, I'm off to Wellington Market as we speak." She spun around and started heading for the door.

"Wellington Market? What are you talking about?" He was very confused.

She stopped short, turned around and ran up right in front of him.

"You've never heard?

He's never heard...

WOAH!

Let me tell ya bout a little place named Wellington Market
It's the best in the land
Yet no map has now marked it
And there's no room for cryin
But plenty for buyin
Stop being a twit (she slammed him up-side the head)
We're off to Wellington Market!"

Then she started skipping around the room, repeating what she just sang over and over.

"O....kaay..?" He put his hand on the back of his head, still too confused to think straight.

She stopped skipping and pointed at him. "SHOULD'A HAD A V8, NUMBNUTS!" Then she ran up to him and slapped him across the cheek. "YOU TAMATO HEAD! STOP BEING SO PERVERTED, NUMBNUTS!"

"??!" He gave her a strange, wide eye'd face, shocked and still confused. "What? Numb nuts? What's a numb nut..?"

She pointed at his nose. "IT'S WHEN YOUR NUTS GO NUMB, NUMBNUTS! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" She poofed out a toy bat and whipped it at his face. "People who have numb nuts deserve bats!!"

"My nuts are numb..?" One eye grew bigger than the other, and he caught the bat, barely noticing it. "What the hell..?!"

Without a warning, her eyes filled with tears and she stared up at him with a sad expression. "I... I..." She was on her knees and creid out, "I DROPPED MY ICE CREAM COOOOOOOOONE!!"

"You dropped your ice cream cone..?" He blinked, confused beyond belief. "Neko, what kind of medication have you taken?"

Neko closed her eyes, leaning over the imagenary ice cream. Dramatic music played in the background. "The kind that dreams are made of..." She started out softly. "The kind that has a purpose and is willing to find it.. The kind that helps the people in need.. The kind that never gives up, even when the chips are down." She started to rise as the dramatic music rose in volume and dramatic-ness.

"The kind that feels empathy and looks at others before themselves. The kind that gives the last peice of cake to the homeless child." Her head shot up and she pointed at Gaara. "The kind that forgives, even when that person killed Icemaru Creamcone! So, mister murderer, the next time you ask me what kind of medication I'm taking, answer it yourself! The kind that dreams are made of."

He blinked, leaning back a bit. "Okay?"

((ooc: Crackhead O_o))

she plopped herself down on the tiled floor. "Okay-Doke! So are you gonna buy me another ice cream coooone?" She called out happily.

"Why not?"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!" She hopped up and down on her butt. "Let's go! Let's go! Let's go for ice cream!"

"Alright... I suppose.." He gave her a strange look, then looked around the room. "Where, by the way?"

Her hopping faltered. "I dunno! You're the one who's gonna buy me some to make up for Icemaru Creamcone! You should know where the ice cream baby-store is!"

"..Maybe it's in the main office.." He went to the wall near the door and pressed the random button that calls to the front office. A random womans voice answered in a greeting, asking what was needed.

"Mm.. do you have any.. icecream..?"

"Excuse me?"

"Icecream, is there any icecream?"

"Sir, is this a joke?"

"No.."

"Please, I have no time for kidding around. What do you want?"

"I want some goddamned icecream!"

"Alright, alright, I'll get your icecream. It will be delivered in a few minutes, have a nice day, sir." With that, the woman hung up, sounding irritated.

He looked at Neko, shooting her a smirk. "Some people these days.. they just don't get the point."

Neko walked up beside him (on her knees) and tapped the voice box. "So the lady in the box will bring us ice cream? REAL ice cream? Will it be cold?"